Gone for good

When it comes to "celebrity deaths" I have long stated that the one that has brought me the most sorrow was the death of Owen Hart. I believe that today has finally topped that. Steve Irwin died early yesterday morning. I just had to get on here and say how so completely sad I am about this. I remember being in high school and me and my Dad came across this show of this guy going out in the wild and capturing crocodiles. It was, and still is, one of the most amazing shows I have ever seen. My Dad and I always followed Steve on television and were huge fans so I suppose it was only fitting that he called me at 10 this morning to tell me he had died.

Here's to you Steve. You're passion and dedication to what you loved was infectious. There is not going to be anyone else like you ever.

R.I.P. Steve Irwin

From,
Butner :'(

NBA Live 07 Cover is Wrong

Oh my goodness. McGrady is a terrible player to have on the cover of NBA Live 07, the NBA is headed into a new direction and McGrady is not part of that movement in any way. They had it right last year with D-wade on the cover but McGrady is two steps back. I know its a cover and not a big deal but lets get serious and put some solid NBA talent on the cover of the NBA game that will be on most all next-gen consoles. Better choices would have been: LeBron (Surely EA of all people could afford him), Steve Nash, Elton Brand, Kobe, and Dwight Howard. They may as well have put Steve Francis or Kevin Garnett on the cover again. Not a knock against KG but again, Old NBA vs. New NBA.

SOUL PATROL SOUL PATROL SOUL PATROL!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen! For the first time in my LIFE. The American Idol contestant that had been my favorite since I saw them audition ACTUALLY WON. Let's recap my heartbreaks:

Season 2 - Clay Aiken
Season 3 - Jon Peter Lewis
Season 4 - Anthony Fedorov

And now FINALLY my favorite, Taylor Hicks, has WON the competition. I am very excited for him. I'm hoping he gets to sing songs that don't eat it hard. The "Do I Make You Proud" song is a steaming pile dude. Like really. Anyway props to Taylor! SOUL PATROL!

I'VE HAD IT

Get your copy of the player here
For those of you wondering, this is footage from the upcoming classic to be "Snakes on a Plane." I believe the unofficial tagline for this movie is "I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!!"

I may not know who you are or what your background is but I think you can feel fairly certain that you can't write a movie with a better premise than snakes being on a plane and Samuel L. Jackson apparently trying to stop them. I like plot twists. Maybe in the end Samuel L. Jackson IS a motherfuckin' snake on that motherfuckin' plane. WHO KNOWS! My point is this movie is going to kick ass all up and down the street it's not even funny. I mean did you watch that footage? They couldn't even cut a real trailer it's so awesome! It wasn't even a teaser either! It was just shots! Clearly Mr. David R. Ellis knows that snakes being on a plane is something we all legitimately fear and if you are too terrified of the snakes we might miss the story. So they eased back a little on the snake effects. Such a good move.

Basically, if anyone pans this movie before or after it's release they are unamerican AND in my eyes are committing several acts of treason against their fellow man. I wish I had thought of this movie.

Next summer myself and Matthew Kennedy will be making a spinoff sequel entitled either
Pelicans on a Yacht or Bears on a Bus. Sweet.

I mean I'm not bragging but...

Educated Group You scored 100 smartness!

You are what the average American should be! I suggest you get out of this country before it collapses and spread your smartness to others!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 79% on smartness

Link: The R U Smarter than Avg. American Test written by yoninah on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You see to the heart of me

Hephaestus Gods! You scored 45!

You are most like Hephaestus, the god of fire and craft! Hephaestus was a patron of blacksmiths. Hardworking, incredibly clever, though a bit of a loner. Known for forging incredible gifts and clever traps. Achilles' armour at the battle Troy is attributed to him, as is Pandora's Box. Unfortunately, while he was off toiling, his beautiful wife Aphrodite was cheating on him with Ares. So while you're into making things and are a straightforward genuine person, don't forget to pay attention to your loved ones from time to time!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on Godliness

Link: The What Greek God Are You Test written by mellyelf on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Where do you go...AFTER DARK???

Well today begins the start of production for "After Dark." Oooh let's do a cool imdb style cast and crew list.

Greg Maheu ... Ben Travers
Holly Hansen ... Angela
Mark Brewin ... Kenny
Sean Hennen ... Writer
Bryan Kernodle ... Producer/DP
Scott Eikenberg ... Cameraman/ Lead Editor
Butner Brimberry ... Director

Cool Daddio! So yeah we start filming tonight and even though it never does, I hope things go smoothly. Ok Rock Lobsters, go dangle those flippers.


-Jeremiah Paddywack