SOUL PATROL SOUL PATROL SOUL PATROL!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen! For the first time in my LIFE. The American Idol contestant that had been my favorite since I saw them audition ACTUALLY WON. Let's recap my heartbreaks:

Season 2 - Clay Aiken
Season 3 - Jon Peter Lewis
Season 4 - Anthony Fedorov

And now FINALLY my favorite, Taylor Hicks, has WON the competition. I am very excited for him. I'm hoping he gets to sing songs that don't eat it hard. The "Do I Make You Proud" song is a steaming pile dude. Like really. Anyway props to Taylor! SOUL PATROL!

I'VE HAD IT

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For those of you wondering, this is footage from the upcoming classic to be "Snakes on a Plane." I believe the unofficial tagline for this movie is "I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!!"

I may not know who you are or what your background is but I think you can feel fairly certain that you can't write a movie with a better premise than snakes being on a plane and Samuel L. Jackson apparently trying to stop them. I like plot twists. Maybe in the end Samuel L. Jackson IS a motherfuckin' snake on that motherfuckin' plane. WHO KNOWS! My point is this movie is going to kick ass all up and down the street it's not even funny. I mean did you watch that footage? They couldn't even cut a real trailer it's so awesome! It wasn't even a teaser either! It was just shots! Clearly Mr. David R. Ellis knows that snakes being on a plane is something we all legitimately fear and if you are too terrified of the snakes we might miss the story. So they eased back a little on the snake effects. Such a good move.

Basically, if anyone pans this movie before or after it's release they are unamerican AND in my eyes are committing several acts of treason against their fellow man. I wish I had thought of this movie.

Next summer myself and Matthew Kennedy will be making a spinoff sequel entitled either
Pelicans on a Yacht or Bears on a Bus. Sweet.